Tote Bags – Choose your mood
This isn't your average canvas bag for boring grocery lists — it's a conversation starter, an attitude, a middle finger to playing it safe.
Dutch, Sharp humor, unfiltered quotes, and a design as bold as you are.
✔ Printed on heavy, premium cotton — because your message should last as long as your opinion.
✔ Big enough for all your shit — groceries, gym gear, or the tears of those who can’t handle your tote.
Think you can carry it?
Details that matter:
• Size: 38 cm x 42 cm
• Long handles – easy to throw over your shoulder
• Made from durable, premium cotton
• One size, one attitude
This isn't your average canvas bag for boring grocery lists — it's a conversation starter, an attitude, a middle finger to playing it safe.
Dutch, Sharp humor, unfiltered quotes, and a design as bold as you are.
✔ Printed on heavy, premium cotton — because your message should last as long as your opinion.
✔ Big enough for all your shit — groceries, gym gear, or the tears of those who can’t handle your tote.
Think you can carry it?
Details that matter:
• Size: 38 cm x 42 cm
• Long handles – easy to throw over your shoulder
• Made from durable, premium cotton
• One size, one attitude
Printed on premium cotton — built to last
- Bold Dutch quotes & unfiltered designs
- Size: 38 x 42 cm
- Long handles — easy to wear over the shoulder
- One size
Printed on premium cotton — built to last
- Bold Dutch quotes & unfiltered designs
- Size: 38 x 42 cm
- Long handles — easy to wear over the shoulder
- One size
We strive to deliver the product within 1-3 business days, however, please understand that we cannot guarantee this timeframe due to various factors beyond our control.
We strive to deliver the product within 1-3 business days, however, please understand that we cannot guarantee this timeframe due to various factors beyond our control.
We understand that sometimes you may need to return an item for a refund. Items can be returned within our policy if they are in their original condition and packaging. Please note that shipping costs are not covered by us. For European customers, we offer a return portal. Ensure your return is delivered to our address within 14 days of receiving your order. Once we receive the item, a full refund will be issued through the original payment method. For more details, please visit our refund policy.
We understand that sometimes you may need to return an item for a refund. Items can be returned within our policy if they are in their original condition and packaging. Please note that shipping costs are not covered by us. For European customers, we offer a return portal. Ensure your return is delivered to our address within 14 days of receiving your order. Once we receive the item, a full refund will be issued through the original payment method. For more details, please visit our refund policy.
This isn't your average canvas bag for boring grocery lists — it's a conversation starter, an attitude, a middle finger to playing it safe.
Dutch, Sharp humor, unfiltered quotes, and a design as bold as you are.
✔ Printed on heavy, premium cotton — because your message should last as long as your opinion.
✔ Big enough for all your shit — groceries, gym gear, or the tears of those who can’t handle your tote.
Think you can carry it?
Details that matter:
• Size: 38 cm x 42 cm
• Long handles – easy to throw over your shoulder
• Made from durable, premium cotton
• One size, one attitude
This isn't your average canvas bag for boring grocery lists — it's a conversation starter, an attitude, a middle finger to playing it safe.
Dutch, Sharp humor, unfiltered quotes, and a design as bold as you are.
✔ Printed on heavy, premium cotton — because your message should last as long as your opinion.
✔ Big enough for all your shit — groceries, gym gear, or the tears of those who can’t handle your tote.
Think you can carry it?
Details that matter:
• Size: 38 cm x 42 cm
• Long handles – easy to throw over your shoulder
• Made from durable, premium cotton
• One size, one attitude
Printed on premium cotton — built to last
- Bold Dutch quotes & unfiltered designs
- Size: 38 x 42 cm
- Long handles — easy to wear over the shoulder
- One size
Printed on premium cotton — built to last
- Bold Dutch quotes & unfiltered designs
- Size: 38 x 42 cm
- Long handles — easy to wear over the shoulder
- One size
We strive to deliver the product within 1-3 business days, however, please understand that we cannot guarantee this timeframe due to various factors beyond our control.
We strive to deliver the product within 1-3 business days, however, please understand that we cannot guarantee this timeframe due to various factors beyond our control.
We understand that sometimes you may need to return an item for a refund. Items can be returned within our policy if they are in their original condition and packaging. Please note that shipping costs are not covered by us. For European customers, we offer a return portal. Ensure your return is delivered to our address within 14 days of receiving your order. Once we receive the item, a full refund will be issued through the original payment method. For more details, please visit our refund policy.
We understand that sometimes you may need to return an item for a refund. Items can be returned within our policy if they are in their original condition and packaging. Please note that shipping costs are not covered by us. For European customers, we offer a return portal. Ensure your return is delivered to our address within 14 days of receiving your order. Once we receive the item, a full refund will be issued through the original payment method. For more details, please visit our refund policy.